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Journalist Reveals Elric Film Secrets!

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  • Journalist Reveals Elric Film Secrets!

    WE HAVE ALL BEEN SENT ON A WILD GOOSE CHASE!

    The Elric movie's already two and a half weeks into the shooting, currently they're filming in Morocco, as a Japanese journalist reveals in a fan-mag report from Ouazazarte and the oasis of Aأ¯t Bahuddi Sin

    A Dennis Reid is directing (huh?) And Elric is … not Jude Law, not Vin Diesel, not Johnny Depp, but … better see for yourselves!
    At least Catherine Zeta-Jones is in it. And Milla Jovovich.
    Oh, why weren’t we told ????????

    All here: >>>> http://members.aol.com/Baudissin2/prodnews.html <<<<<<

    All about Zeta-Jones:
    http://www.absolutely.net/zetajones/
    All about Jovovich:
    http://www.millaj.com/


    See also reactions
    of EQUITY, the UK actors’ Union:
    http://www.equity.org.uk/
    in Japanese Press Asahi Shimbun:
    http://www.asahi.com/english/english.html
    Google ergo sum


  • #2
    Why couldn't they have waited?
    Vin Diesel's female fans will go on a rampage!

    There's no business like show business, obviously!
    Chris B.

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    • #3
      Why NOT Johnny Depp?
      It must be a mistake!

      CB

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      • #4
        Sorry, Countess, I like him too.
        but let's see what Mr. Moorcock has to say about all this.

        My respectful greetings,
        L'Etranger
        Google ergo sum

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        • #5
          Originally posted by LEtranger
          Sorry, Countess, I like him too.
          but let's see what Mr. Moorcock has to say about all this.

          My respectful greetings,
          L'Etranger
          Pretty F***ing Funny! :)

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          • #6
            Oh God No! Depp only wants to play Elrod so he can wear a funny hat.
            "But I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepard."

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            • #7
              Very Nice LEtranger!

              :lol:

              Love all the comments & threads. Intricate...


              CB indeed
              When they had advanced together to meet on common
              ground, then there was the clash of shields, of spears
              and the fury of men cased in bronze; bossed shields met
              each other and the din rose loud. Then there were
              mingled the groaning and the crowing of men killed and
              killing, and the ground ran with blood.

              Homer, The Illiad

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              • #8
                I can't believe they chose Hulk Hogan to be Yrkoon.
                The cat spread its wings and flew high into the air, hovering to keep pace with them as they moved cautiously toward the city. Then, as they climbed over the rubble of what had once been a gateway and began to make their way through piles of weed-grown masonry, the cat flew to the squat building with the yellow dome upon its roof. It flew twice around the dome and then came back to settle on Jhary's shoulder. - The King of the Swords

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                • #9
                  A cameo by Michael Caine as Elric's father! Well, it's inevitable; he's in every other movie.

                  :lol: Well done!!

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                  • #10
                    what got to me is randy macho man savage as arioch

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                    • #11
                      I hadn't expected Moonglum to be in the film at all... interesting...
                      "Wounds are all I'm made of. Did I hear you say that this is victory?"
                      --Michael Moorcock, Veteran of the Psychic Wars

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                      • #12
                        ASpril's Fool

                        Boy, what a shocker to find this after 1 April's long over!

                        Aramis, the Greeko Geko

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                        • #13
                          aww

                          I missed the funny link please repost the contents for historical sake at least :twisted:

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                          • #14
                            What Kills me is they got George Wendt "Norm from CHeers" to suposidly play as MoonGlum!!
                            LOL

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                            • #15
                              <Everybody in Tanelorn>: "MOONGLUM!"
                              <Eresti Panto, bartender>: "How is life treating you, Moonglum?"
                              <Moonglum, as played by George Wendt>: "Like a baby treats a diaper. Pour me a mead."



                              With all apologies to Cheers.

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