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  • You Will Go Blind if You Do This!

    HAPPY FOOLS DAY SUCKAS!!!!
    "But I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepard."

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    I just wanted to confirm that the answer
    is MASTURBATION that's all <-- fool!
    \"Bush\'s army of barmy bigots is the worst thing that\'s happened to the US in some years...\"
    Michael Moorcock - 3am Magazine Interview

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    • #3
      HEH!
      "But I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepard."

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      • #4
        Man, I fell for it. I knew the answer though.

        Now where did I put those glasses...

        :lol:
        When they had advanced together to meet on common
        ground, then there was the clash of shields, of spears
        and the fury of men cased in bronze; bossed shields met
        each other and the din rose loud. Then there were
        mingled the groaning and the crowing of men killed and
        killing, and the ground ran with blood.

        Homer, The Illiad

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        • #5
          Haha, VW, I was going to say "It can't cause blindness; I can see FINE!"

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          • #6
            http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...jaculations_dc

            Unless it is intended for creating a baby its a sin! (according to Oprah (females attacking from all sides!!!))

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            • #7
              Well, it looks like I'm fine. :D

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              • #8
                How to improve your health without fancy exercise equipment!

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                • #9
                  Pity those fellows with great vision suffering prostate cancer.
                  "But I'm tryin', Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the shepard."

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                  • #10
                    Not as long as you aim it away from your eyes.
                    Madness is always the best armor against Reality

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