Jerico's Jabber Joke-box

[Jerico]

I know all of you have seen the now infamous Janet Jackson picture
but as you also know CBS has kept the rehearsal tape under wraps.
Well, here is a shot my buddy was able to smuggle out ...
I don't know about you, but I am glad they ended up changing things...
Click:
http://www.members.aol.com/Jerricho1/J.J.rehearsal.jpg

LOL! LMAO I'm either reaally tired or this stuff is hilarious!

_______________The Latest Hit Song:
"My life ain't mine/ Well I signed the dotted line/ A treat for you/ shake my ass is all I do/ You've seen my face before/ you know you want it moooore! Cuz I'm a Whore, a whore you know it! I'm a whore / a whore/ if you go to the store you betta buy my record/ pull out the cash cuz I want more!"

[Jerico]

Ode to Martha

Headline:
CONVICTED FELON, MARTHA STEWART, FACES TIME IN PRISON!

What we can next expect from Martha:

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It just goes to show crime doesn't pay :!: :lol:
(Just call me cold-hearted Jer?)

I think it would be appropriate to whip out one of my
really old poems (It's like a teen angst poem for me)...

CRIME IS WRONG
by
Jerdawg

If you steal from another
you'd also be likely to stab your own brother
for all we people are the same at birth
fellow human beings born to walk Mother Earth
Irrefutably I know this to be true:
you wouldn't be happy if I stole from you
Crime is wrong you ought to know
When criminals are caught, off to jail they go
and with criminal records they aren't likely
to find good jobs out in society
so do no wrong to others be not a fool
Try to remember the golden rule:
Do unto others as you would like them to do unto you.

Heed not these words, thief, and you I'll be the first to tell:
You can go rot and burn in unholy and eternal pain, suffering,
and misery in the pungent abysmal pits of GOAT-FUCKING HELL!!
You GODDAMNED FUCKING BASTARD!!!
(I would love to cut off your hands, cook them, and feed them to my dog :!:
:x :o :) :D :twisted: )

[Jerico]

C'mon! Do you really want this guy to be your President?

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:lol:

________________
Hey, LohlVonhoff,
What is that avatar you are using?
I don't recognize it :?:

--Jer

[Jerico]

Newsflash:

If you didn't hear, Ebonics has officially been accepted into the system!

look here...
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[bluekachina]

Our "hero"


http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...bushbadass.htm

[bluekachina]

The Real GWB...


http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...bushgollum.htm

[krunky]

Mr. Badass looks like he might bite off his own tongue if he is not more careful. Jesus, what a chimp!

[Jerico]

Government Agencies

Government Agencies

150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a
private investigator - Alan Pinkerton - for protection. That was the
beginning of the Secret Service.
Since that time, the federal government has produced a large number
of multi-letter agencies such as: FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc.

Now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service".
Can't you see them now, these 'highly trained' men and women in
their black outfits with jackets saying across the backs:
"F.A.T.A.S.S."
The F.A.T.A.S.S.'s are of course supervised by a special section of
the Home Land Security Section known as:
Airport Security Service Home Office Logistics Enhancement Section or the
"A.S.S.H.O.L.E.S."

I feel safer already....

[Jerico]

Democrats all over the country, not just Florida, can breathe a sigh of relief.
After much debate, Florida officials have decided the potential problems with the Diebold computerized
voting system to be too great a risk
for this year's presidential election.
A new system has been made.
Florida is ready for 2004. See here...

www.members.aol.com/Jerricho1/FL_BALLOT_BOX

[Anonymous]

Subject: Chris Rock quote



"You know the world is going crazy when:



----the best rapper is a white guy,

----the best golfer is a black guy,

----the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,

----the Swiss hold the America's Cup,

----France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,

----Germany doesn't want to go to war, and

----the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.



Need I say more?""

[Jerico]

Q&A:
Deep thoughts about THE CROSSING...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??????

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chickenis either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!

RALPH NADER:
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH:
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay --- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the ''other side'. That's what they call it --the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side."

DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX:
It was an historic inevitability.

CAPTAIN KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken had ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.... and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE:
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken "THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD." And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

[Jerico]

Martha's Impact on Prison Life

You think jail cell bars will stop Martha Stewart? think again!

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[Jerico]

guy #1: I'm Rick James, bitch!

guy #2: I guess that means you're dead, muthafucka!

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[Jerico]

I vaant tu suck ayour BLOD!!!

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[Jerico]

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting
to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message :

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides
had no clue either so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so
it went to the CIA, and then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service.
With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP for
help. The RCMP cabled the White House as follows :

"Tell the President he is looking at the message upside-down."