Fill in the blanks!

[Forever The Stranger]

This is a new game I made up when I was bored. (You might have guessed by now that I like games) It's called "Fill in the blanks"
What you've gotta do is fill the blanks with words that make sense from the sentence that the previous person has posted. After you fill the blanks you make another sentence with at least two blanks in it and eventually we'll have a story.

Underline the words that you are using to fill the blanks.

Please read the story so far before you post another sentence.

I'll start.

Once upon a time, there lived a --- that lived in ---.

[McTalbayne]

Once upon a time, there lived a BOY that lived in UTTER DESPAIR. Every morning he would --- his --- and --- his ---.

[Forever The Stranger]

Once upon a time, there lived a BOY that lived in UTTER DESPAIR. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his --- with a --- from the ---.

[DeeCrowSeer]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a _____ and _______ them both.

[McTalbayne]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to _____ his _____.

[Jerico]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "_______, you two. Think about the _____ that will unfold if you continue..."

[McTalbayne]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to _____ your _____ into the next _____!"

[Forever The Stranger]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is ---!" said the angel. "The --- and the --- will be very ---!"

[McTalbayne]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is Fat!" said the angel. "The Atkins Group and the Richard Simmons Foundation will be very Angry!" We must tell ____ that _____ is going to_____!

[Forever The Stranger]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is Fat!" said the angel. "The Atkins Group and the Richard Simmons Foundation will be very Angry! We must tell the president that the army of alien spaceships is going to invade!"
"Why should we --- that?" asked the government minister, who was --- "The ---- will only --- , and there's --- we can do about the ---"

[VonWeiner]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is Fat!" said the angel. "The Atkins Group and the Richard Simmons Foundation will be very Angry! We must tell the president that the army of alien spaceships is going to invade!"
"Why should we tell him that?" asked the government minister, who was drunk and reeked of weed. "The fucker will only laugh and ask me to get high with him, and there's nothing we can do about the aliens, so let's just ____ and ______ before the President wakes up and ______ again"

[Forever The Stranger]

(Cool story... 8) )

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is Fat!" said the angel. "The Atkins Group and the Richard Simmons Foundation will be very Angry! We must tell the president that the army of alien spaceships is going to invade!"
"Why should we tell him that?" asked the government minister, who was drunk and reeked of weed. "The fucker will only laugh and ask me to get high with him, and there's nothing we can do about the aliens, so let's just go back to the Whitehouse and burn those incriminating documents before the President wakes up and starts telling people what to do again."
"Now, that would be a ---." The guardian angel --- "I miss --- ." he said.

[VonWeiner]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is Fat!" said the angel. "The Atkins Group and the Richard Simmons Foundation will be very Angry! We must tell the president that the army of alien spaceships is going to invade!"
"Why should we tell him that?" asked the government minister, who was drunk and reeked of weed. "The fucker will only laugh and ask me to get high with him, and there's nothing we can do about the aliens, so let's just go back to the Whitehouse and burn those incriminating documents before the President wakes up and starts telling people what to do again."
"Now, that would be a great idea, but the Vice-President is lurking about and we all know he runs the government, no matter what the President says" The guardian angel strecthed out his wings and walked over to the window. "I miss Clinton. He always smiled and he always loved a good cigar. We had so much fun watching him from the heavens. Ah good times, good times." he said. "Oh well, no time to reminisce, we have to ____ right away", the Angel said. "If we don't _____ then _____ ."

[McTalbayne]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is Fat!" said the angel. "The Atkins Group and the Richard Simmons Foundation will be very Angry! We must tell the president that the army of alien spaceships is going to invade!"
"Why should we tell him that?" asked the government minister, who was drunk and reeked of weed. "The fucker will only laugh and ask me to get high with him, and there's nothing we can do about the aliens, so let's just go back to the Whitehouse and burn those incriminating documents before the President wakes up and starts telling people what to do again."
"Now, that would be a great idea, but the Vice-President is lurking about and we all know he runs the government, no matter what the President says" The guardian angel strecthed out his wings and walked over to the window. "I miss Clinton. He always smiled and he always loved a good cigar. We had so much fun watching him from the heavens. Ah good times, good times." he said. "Oh well, no time to reminisce, we have to Empty our Bowels right away", the Angel said. "If we don't have a movement then the Balance of good and evil will be shifted forever." He then removed his_____ to reveal a _______, _______, _______.

[VonWeiner]

Once upon a time, there lived a boy that lived in utter despair. Every morning he would eat his breakfast and forget his pills. One morning he saw his Guardian Angel with a minister from the government. He pulled out a Turkey and Fed them both. They then proceeded to praise his generosity. But with a gesture of his hand, he stopped them and said, "Screw, you two. Think about the Pants that will unfold if you continue to cheat your way into the next level!"
"The kid is Fat!" said the angel. "The Atkins Group and the Richard Simmons Foundation will be very Angry! We must tell the president that the army of alien spaceships is going to invade!"
"Why should we tell him that?" asked the government minister, who was drunk and reeked of weed. "The fucker will only laugh and ask me to get high with him, and there's nothing we can do about the aliens, so let's just go back to the Whitehouse and burn those incriminating documents before the President wakes up and starts telling people what to do again."
"Now, that would be a great idea, but the Vice-President is lurking about and we all know he runs the government, no matter what the President says" The guardian angel strecthed out his wings and walked over to the window. "I miss Clinton. He always smiled and he always loved a good cigar. We had so much fun watching him from the heavens. Ah good times, good times." he said. "Oh well, no time to reminisce, we have to Empty our Bowels right away", the Angel said. "If we don't have a movement then the Balance of good and evil will be shifted forever." He then removed his robe to reveal a beautiful, golden, pair of buttocks. At this, the boy and the Minister _____ . Then the boy _____ while the Minister _____ in the kitchen.