Fascists on Mars

[Hieronymus]

If somebody of you know italian could have fun seeing the movie "Fascisti su Marte" (Fasc.ists on Mars ) which will be on the big screen from October.
It's the movie spinned off by a satyrical italian tv program where a "military fasci.st squad" during the '30, is sent to Mars for conquering it.
Unfortunately it's only in italian, but really it's very very humorous and intelligent.
If you wish some images about it you can go at
http://www.corradoguzzanti.it/index.html

[L'Etranger]

Aspetta e spera
Che già l'ora si avvicina!
quando saremo
Insieme a te,
noi ti daremo
Un'altra legge è un altro Re. etc like that? On Mars?

High time the Italians built some good roads on old Mars and introduced Espresso!

On a second thought, can't they all go to Mars?

[Morgan Kane]

Not all, just Berlusconi, Mussolini, lombard league and friends .....

[Hieronymus]

Oh L'E ( I'm always happy to see you, my friend )
here there is the martian version of hymn:

Sopra un prototipo di missile tedesco
con sei gallette cadauno come desco
i nostri eroi van dritti al cuor della marziana
le verdi antenne al nostro duce piegherai

Fasci.sti su Marte
rosso pianeta bolsc.evico e traditor
fasc.isti su Marte
con un moschetto e un menefrego dentro al cuor
siamo incredibili
siam sommergibili
siamo gli ignifughi
gli irrevocabili conquistator
del sangue e con l'odor
ed anche a questi alieni ora le reni spezzerem

Fas.cisti su Marte
pianeta rosso aspetta che veniam da te
fasc.isti su Marte
noi ti daremo al nostro duce e al nostro re
siamo incredibili
siam sommergibili
siamo gli ignifughi
gli irrevocabili conquistator
il mondo ha il nostro odor
ed anche a questi alieni ora le reni spezzerem

Fas.cisti, fas.cisti, su Marte
fasc.isti?

I swear it's too much funny, it's music is similar to "Faccetta nera", very ridicolous, I hope they will be an english ( or subtitled ) version of movie

[L'Etranger]

Right Morgan Kane, I meant to whole fas.cist bunch, not all Italians who I like far too much.

[L'Etranger]

Chaplin always said one shout see those fas.cists and N.azis in their underpants and nobody would take them serious.
But that was before he knew of the camps...

[Hieronymus]

Morgan, if you wish laughing you have to see the junk "celtic" ritual of our Lombard League...

A crew of mad, ridicolous people who is born near Bergamo or Venice etc and dress the "kilt" and love William Wallace as he is their ancestor and hero...
Old Fas.cists were more serious...

[Hieronymus]

I've added the dots... sorry

PS for L'Etranger:
I cannot reply you by your Email... your server refused my email L'E. how can I do?

[L'Etranger]

I got your mail, answer on the way!

[Miqque]

Oh, now. Everybody knows Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.







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