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    Arrrrrr, shiver me timbers!

    'Tis Talk LIke a Pirate Day t'morry, 9/19 http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

    Roll out the starb'd guns and fire on the upswell!

    Dubloons and pieces o'eight fer Arioch, sez I!!

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Madness is always the best armor against Reality
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    Talk like a pirate, eh?

    "Get yer Rock Fever Warrior on the Edge of Time here!!"

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    • #3
      Arrrgh Jim lad. An' I went and pawned me parrot an' peg leg as well. Not to worry me hearties...

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      • #4
        Arrrrrrg!

        "With a deep, not-unhappy sigh, Elric prepared to do battle with an army." (Red Pearls)
        - Michael Moorcock

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          Arrrrrr Me hearties, shiver me timbers and break out the rum or you'll be walking the plank and kissin mermaids in Davey Jones's locker.... Arrrrrr (why does this parrot keep crapping down my back....)
          Does it follow that I reject all authority? Perish the thought. In the matter of boots, I defer to the authority of the boot-maker.
          Bakunin

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          • #6
            Just read a post on another board where a friend got permission to answer phones like a pirate. Then, his bosses (2) went to lunch, then to a costume shop, and returned in full pirate regalia. They're aving a terrific time.

            BTW, I'm Captain Darius Pegleg

            Getyer pirrrrate names http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

            Arrrr....
            Miqque
            ... just another sailor on the seas of Fate, dogpaddling desperately ...

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            • #7
              All hands on deck, me hearties, there's a sail off the larboard bow. Loose all sail and we'll all have her in our clutches 'fore 'tis time for our hard-tack and ships biscuit.

              Hoist the Jolly Roger, and I'll hang the first one of ye that starts singing that Adam Ant song. Ye can keelhaul me if I don't. Aaarh!
              You see, it's... it's no good, Montag. We've all got to be alike. The only way to be happy is for everyone to be made equal.

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              • #8
                Dis hyar wiley tongues put'n me in mind of a tune....

                The cabin boy, The cabin boy, The dirty little nipper...

                He stuffed his arse with broken glarse, and circumcised the Skipper.

                Anybody remember the pirate off of Lost In Space with the robotic parrot?
                Last edited by voilodian ghagnasdiak; 09-19-2006, 01:47 PM.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by johneffay
                  Talk like a pirate, eh?

                  "Get yer Rock Fever Warrior on the Edge of Time here!!"

                  Yarrrr, the Scourge of the Industry, sez I!
                  Madness is always the best armor against Reality

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                    Originally posted by Miqque
                    Getyer pirrrrate names http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

                    I'm ''Pirate Milt the Disgruntled''

                    Shiver me parrot!
                    Madness is always the best armor against Reality

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by voilodian ghagnasdiak
                      Dis hyar wiley tongues put'n me in mind of a tune....

                      The cabin boy, The cabin boy, The dirty little nipper...

                      He stuffed his arse with broken glarse, and circumcised the Skipper.

                      Anybody remember the pirate off of Lost In Space with the robotic parrot?
                      No, but I remember Captain Redbeard Rum from the 'Potato' episode of Blackadder II.

                      Blackadder: 'And where would I find Rum?'
                      Sir Walter Raleigh: 'On Wednesdays, he's usually up the Old Sea Dog.'
                      Blackadder: 'And where's the Old Sea Dog?'
                      Raleigh: 'On Wednesdays, he's usually in bed with the captain!'
                      Madness is always the best armor against Reality

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Governor of Rowe Island
                        Hoist the Jolly Roger, and I'll hang the first one of ye that starts singing that Adam Ant song. Ye can keelhaul me if I don't. Aaarh!
                        'Stand and Deliver?'

                        Yarrrrr, have 'em dancing form the end of the yard arm!
                        Madness is always the best armor against Reality

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by voilodian ghagnasdiak
                          Dis hyar wiley tongues put'n me in mind of a tune....
                          Here be the full version yer pesky land-lubbers.

                          Song: Friggin' in the Riggin'
                          Artist: The Sex Pistols
                          Featured in: The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle
                          Novel by: Cap'n Moorcock


                          (Masked 'cos the lyrics are rather coarse.)
                          _"For an eternity Allard was alone in an icy limbo where all the colours were bright and sharp and comfortless.
                          _For another eternity Allard swam through seas without end, all green and cool and deep, where distorted creatures drifted, sometimes attacking him.
                          _And then, at last, he had reached the real world – the world he had created, where he was God and could create or destroy whatever he wished.
                          _He was supremely powerful. He told planets to destroy themselves, and they did. He created suns. Beautiful women flocked to be his. Of all men, he was the mightiest. Of all gods, he was the greatest."

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                            Hobblin' Seamus Scarr be me name.

                            Zakas introduced us to Silverbones, which I always thought was a terrific pirate name. "You'll getta cat of 9-tails fer swillin' bumboo in the perch!"
                            Infinite complexity according to simple rules.

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                            • #15
                              Hmmm... Pants-down Davey be me. Arrrgh indeed.

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