The Moorcock Inn

[Pietro_Mercurios]

Well, I managed to bring back a couple of kegs of de Maastrichter Maltezer. So that's me fixed for a day or two. ;>)

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[white wolf's son]

Ok I'm back on the Tennent's Extra Cold , Davina is an expert at pouring a great pint ....

[white wolf's son]

Pietro , the chalumeau and xaphoon 40 plus band you ordered for tonight turned up early and started playing in the Thingfish Lounge....Xiombarg and the Hounds of Chaos tried to get through the Inn's mystic barriers to quell the noise but the people queuing at the Chippy Van stopped them . Xiombarg is submitting a complaint form , I've told her we 'll look into it ...eventually....meanwhile the other patrons are enjoying the show.....I have my ear plugs in , though .😣😣

[white wolf's son]

Pietro !!! You were warned NOT to play that instrument in the Inn , it sounds like a waking Phoorn so now we have the Melniboneans back looking for a stray dragon , they can't find you as you're in the Thingfish Suite and it's controlled entry so they've started smashing the main bar up ......I'll have the Wolf Order wake up and sort them out . Meanwhile , I'll have another large Rusty Nail , thanks , Davina !

[white wolf's son]

3 days to clean up the mess , the Pan Tang girls left none alive........so now I'll have a large Rusty Nail on ice , Davina and keep them coming .🥃🍻🥃 DAS!!!! where's the TakeAway Pizza machine ???

[white wolf's son]

Pietro , Davina doesn't take drinks from strange people so she's going to go thirsty in here . I've decided to have a pint of Magners over ice while I'm waiting on the Pan Tang Pole Dancers to escape from the Hound Order Table Tennis meeting in the Thingfish Lounge...does the Hound Order know the girls are extremely well trained murderous assassins as well ? Uh oh , I think they've just found out , the girls are using broken chair legs as pikes for the heads .....I'll call the janitor there's blood all over the floor...again..😬😬😬

[Pietro_Mercurios]

Since we're on Tennents, I'll have a pint of 90/- & one for yourself, Davina.

[white wolf's son]

While I'm waiting for the slaying to begin , I'll have a pint of Tennents and a large Talisker single malt , please , Davina .....

[white wolf's son]

Noooooo ! Not the Rabbie's Porter ! We'll have to ask Davina to make a special order to the Ayr Brewery , she's Scottish so it shouldn't be a problem . They tanned the Youngers Number 3 , that was the last of it anywhere in the Multiverse , unless that young scamp Moorcock has any stashed away in Texas......They also scoffed the last of the deep fried Mars and Snickers bars , The Granbretanians are not happy , just like Conan ....I think it's going to be a rough night😲😲😲😲😲

[Pietro_Mercurios]

Also , Jerrry Cornsomething has made a complaint , some Melniboneans turned up and parked their dragons in the car park right next to the Chippy , they brought their portable Dream Couches and ensconced themselves in the cellar with the last of the Younger's Number 3 ale barrels so we can't rouse them .

It's worse than that, they also made away with the last crates of Rabbies Porter. It's the only thing that Conan the Cimmerian likes to drink on a night that doesn't end up with him challenging the rest of the clièntele to a 'square-go' and then trashing the bar.

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[white wolf's son]

Also , Jerrry Cornsomething has made a complaint , some Melniboneans turned up and parked their dragons in the car park right next to the Chippy , they brought their portable Dream Couches and ensconced themselves in the cellar with the last of the Younger's Number 3 ale barrels so we can't rouse them .

[white wolf's son]

Pietro , Can you please tell Penny to remove herself from inside those cans and return to the Bill Shankly Suite , the Mantis Order have a stag night and they need a new waitress....

[white wolf's son]

Seems the chippy manager , Jerry Cornysomething , has a special eternal licence issued by a Mr . M . Moorcock , so the chippy stays ( just as well , the Zivas Clones are addicted to the deepfried Mars Bars ) until at least we can prise the take away pizza machine out of Das's clutches . Una Personn is singing in the Thingfish Lounge tonight , backing vocals by Catherine Cornelius and the Everlasting Concubine , so with the Tennent's extra cold and a Glenfiddich , I'll be ok .😄😄😄

[white wolf's son]

Davina has the Tennent's Extra Cold pouring nicely , I'm on my third pint with a Laphroaig peaty single malt coming up right behind . The Ziva Clones have calmed down , they found that Moorcock's Multiversal Chip Shop has opened up in the car park , so they stuffed themselves , they are now sprawled all over the Thingfish Cocktail Bar so Davina is having a fit . There are chip shop papers all over the floor , whenthey wake up they are in for it . The Chip shop owner owner doesn't have planning permission so although his chips are fantastic , unless he comes up with a large bag of Melnibonean Gold , the Wolf Order will turf him out . Ok , fourth pint , please Davina , the servoce has drastically improved

[white wolf's son]

If he turns into a Lycan again and wrecks the Bill Shankly suite Davina will have him