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  • Wow. My cleavage doesn't sing. BUT, if I squoosh my boobies together, I can make farty noises!

    Was that tmi??

    Potman! Cards and a light!


    das

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    • TF, We're going to have to sort this, between Lor's Evil Cleavage and now Das getting in on the act, we should be charging for the entertainment...unless...why is everybody running for the door ???/ Das, no, keep the top on. no.. Arioch save us !!! TF, grab the case of Glenfiddich before we reach the door !!!


      , [Ok Emerson ...oot the motor !!!!

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      • Originally posted by dasNdanger View Post
        Wow. My cleavage doesn't sing. BUT, if I squoosh my boobies together, I can make farty noises!
        Just remembered why I never go on Youtube....

        Des
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        • Uncle Des, You are on your own, you know what she's like and now she has partnered up her Farting cleavage with Lor's Evil cleavage.....at least we'll clear the Inn quicker now but you are on their Hit List. Run !!!!! Look, She's only from Noo Joisey, throw a couple of pretzels and a doughnut down and she'll never find you......as for Lorelei and that Evil cleavage, you're still on you're own !!! Tf, get the guiness cold out, it's going to be a loooooong night !!


          , [Ok Emerson ...oot the motor !!!!

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          • Am Iam desperate for a pint of Theakston Old Peculier
            Even in Yorkshire its a rare thing these days

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            • So thats Guiness AND Old Peculiar(top call Dobah!)
              Long night indeed!
              "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

              Hunter S Thompson

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              • Tf, When Das took her top off, the place cleared except for Elric in Brooding Corner, he was so shocked he couldn't move, now she has him in her clutches again, I've put a screen up as we don't want the creche mentally traumatised!!

                I've sacked the Orc doormen Mike sent round, they ate a waiter and we have enough problems with The Thing In The Pram!

                A large Talisker and a pint of theakstons, barkeep !!


                , [Ok Emerson ...oot the motor !!!!

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                • To be expected WW!
                  I'll join you in some of Skyes finest!!
                  "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

                  Hunter S Thompson

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                  • Have you tried the Strawberry Duck, near Bolton for a spot of Old Peculiar?

                    Thought you need to take your crash helmet off to get inside the pub?
                    Papa was a Rolling Stone......

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                    • Not yet Pebble but we visit that neck of the woods now and then so i'll ask about that pub next time we go.
                      "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

                      Hunter S Thompson

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                      • Pebble, the Strawberry Duck was burned to the ground by Das, Kat and Sparrowhawk on their last distillery tour when they stole TF's nuclear scooter and robbed every distillery in Europe before fleeing on the Moonbeam Roads and ending in the Baron Kalan Suite with a case of 30 year old Talisker and a bemused Granbretanian they had captured on the way !

                        ! The Strawberry Duck is no more...oh by the way, barkeep,, another vat of Sauternes 1969 for me and the Pan Tang Girls, thanks......oh no, Das, no, not again, we've just filled the place up again, please no, keep it on...oh Arioch save us ( well isn't that a daft idea, might as well ask the cat, TF where are you when we need help, get her cardy back on !!! )


                        , [Ok Emerson ...oot the motor !!!!

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                        • Well after a night of wondering round Kelham Island the area not just the pub i can forgive the lack of Theakstons Old Peculier

                          i have had at least these wonderfull ales

                          Ashover brewery - Liquorice Alesort

                          Thornbridge brewery some wonderful dark and bitter stout i cant remember the name of

                          Acorn brewery - Gorlovka imperial stout

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                          • I have a wonderful memory of a girl from Thornbridge Brewery, her name was....eh...TF help, oh hell she was from Dundee, no wonder I forget !!!! Pass the Buckfast, please !!!


                            , [Ok Emerson ...oot the motor !!!!

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                            • i can make my bum cleavage fart without even having to squeeze my.....sorry, that's probably an image too far.

                              now that das has got elric under her spell can she persuade him to have a word with bladnoch bess and pram thing. i've got no problem with them being around as long as bess lays off with the falling-out-of-her-underwear trick and the push chair lays off the waiters.

                              just back from norfolk again so it's woodforde wherry and a scottle of botch please.

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                              • *raises Stormbringer overhead*

                                Forget this bladnoch bess and whatever! Where's that slippery white wolf's son??! Joking about me chin whiskers, he was! Ah-HA!! There he is! *wields the hellblade, and aims for wws' bum*

                                DOINK!!!


                                There. That oughta learn ya not to make fun of an old lady. Now, behave...and sit gingerly!

                                Oh, and porcus...nice image, mr. stinky!

                                das

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