The Trial of DasNDanger
TF, Bowmore onit's way to restock the gantry. Trial about to continue:
Lord Jagged Chief Justice: ' Phew, That's better, now where were we?'
Accused ' I'm innocent I tell ya, it was them goddamn Granbretanians '
Lawyer Sparrowhawk : ' M'Lord, My client merely wishes to express the fact that she was given the Ceshian coins by Davina who obtained them from the Wolf Granbretanians, she had no idea they were forged although she admittedly had them in her possession on a previous occasion. She had no idea there was a CCTV camera in the slot machine and tripped over the lump in the rug, accidentally slipping the coins into the machine and winning the Multiversal Jackpot.
Chief Justice: ' Who's Davina ? '
Questionable Barmaid Davina: ' Me M'Lord, What can I get ye ? '
Chief Justice : ' Erm, trial adjourned for another hour, or two....come and speak to me in chambers, my dear, oh .er. that charge dismissed as well '
Accused: ' See when this is finished, I'm having the lot of them, especially after they sent us to Klosterheim, pass that bottle of gin over, Warder!! '
Trial continues tomorrow with sensational testimony of....Lord Elric!!
TF, Bowmore onit's way to restock the gantry. Trial about to continue:
Lord Jagged Chief Justice: ' Phew, That's better, now where were we?'
Accused ' I'm innocent I tell ya, it was them goddamn Granbretanians '
Lawyer Sparrowhawk : ' M'Lord, My client merely wishes to express the fact that she was given the Ceshian coins by Davina who obtained them from the Wolf Granbretanians, she had no idea they were forged although she admittedly had them in her possession on a previous occasion. She had no idea there was a CCTV camera in the slot machine and tripped over the lump in the rug, accidentally slipping the coins into the machine and winning the Multiversal Jackpot.
Chief Justice: ' Who's Davina ? '
Questionable Barmaid Davina: ' Me M'Lord, What can I get ye ? '
Chief Justice : ' Erm, trial adjourned for another hour, or two....come and speak to me in chambers, my dear, oh .er. that charge dismissed as well '
Accused: ' See when this is finished, I'm having the lot of them, especially after they sent us to Klosterheim, pass that bottle of gin over, Warder!! '
Trial continues tomorrow with sensational testimony of....Lord Elric!!

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