The Moorcock Inn

[DeepFixer]

Sparrowhawk, if you behave, you might get out in time for Pirates Day on the 19th!

Yarrrrrr, 'tis a jailbreak then, says I!

When she was good, she was very, very good....

Now where did I put those lockpicks

ee send a talented parrot with a keen beak.

Jog 'o rum fer me, but none fer me parrot. Ee's th' Designated Helmsman . . . errrr, Helmsbird

[thingfish]

Arrrrr!
This den of iniquity as been staaaarved o the trusty poirrrat ilk for too long.
Arrrrrrrrrr!

[Katy]

t'is be a jailbreak indeed!

Load yer up and shush der bird...none of that skawkin' parrot or y'ell be off the starboard bow.

DeepF...did you bring the muzzle or should it have a flagon or two?

Spar'ra ... where the d'ern boat?!

I'ze on da legless side

[white wolf's son]

Jailbreak? Ha! We've warned Klosterheim if he lets you lot escape we will have him visited in the small hours by Lady Miggea in a bad mood. He's also been told to keep you all quiet until Skarsol gets there, he would appear to be taking in all the Inns on the way....well it IS the multiverse! If Das survives the trial we are fully booked for Pirates Day on Saturday, ( Kat, you are NOT a Viking!!! You must stop looking at those mad pictures ) if she doesn't we'll just have to rely on Allen BG and give him a squeaky voice, he has written the new single

The Tragic Geek

to be aired for the first time in the Cornelius Suite. Jolanthus is still in the skip.

TF, time for a few Highland Parks while the band is incarcerated in Bek, at least we'll have some peace. We've reserved your usual place under the rug, we're thinking of running a pipeline from the gantry to save the waitresses tripping. Hic! .....The Trial of Das approaches....she should have changed her avatar....it's now one of the charges!

[Katy]

Poor Das..there's a lass who needs a nip or three of some fine al-che-hole Give her a shot of fire water and she'll be bustin' those doors 'fore White or TF can come with reinforcements

...charities, my hiney...

*stamps foot* and White, I'm a viking and I can prove it *rumages* okay I can't but...but...damn it Vlad, where are my boots?! *storms off for a week to go find them*

wohooo..Pirate Day's a-comin'

[thingfish]

Yep all this piracy will make it easier for me to enjoy the Highland Park!!
Keep the law out of here though,innocent til proven guilty round these ere parts remember!

[white wolf's son]

Ok, Skarsol brought the three of them back but he's drowning his sorrows in the Cornelius suite, apparently Kat punched one of his Polar Bears out and they were going round in circles for hours until it woke up. The indictment has been served on Das, we got one of the Granbretanians to do it but we haven't seen him since. Elric's back to brooding moodily in the corner as he thinks she's coming back to haunt him again. Charges against Das:

1. Attempted larceny of Inn slot machine with forged Ceshian Coin while drinking bottle of Merlot ( still unpaid for ).

2. Use of an avatar to attempt to become Pan Tang Pole Dancer and then denying same when confronted with evidence by Melnibonean Admin Mosley.

3. Mentally scarring crew of Bastable's airship and emptying the ship's drink cellar without paying.

4. ( MOST HEINOUS ) Attempt to grab takings for past month and rob TF and WWS of future pension for relocation to south sea Island with Pan Tang Pole Dancers and free drink for eternity........er ....um....should read grabbing charity bottle and heading off with the other two.

Due to Pirates Day tomorrow trial begins on Sunday, Unbiased Chief Judges TF and WWS with a little help from a bottle of Glenfiddich!!

See y'all 'ere, mateys!!!

[Jolanthus Trel]

Jolanthus never made it out of the skip

Sorry I'm late, fell into the dumpster out the back looking for my wallet only to hit my head and get knocked out.

What'd I miss?

[white wolf's son]

Jolanthus, Did Das do that as well?? We all thought you had moved in there!

[AllenBG]

Yer all a bunch of drunken reprobates!

Me too, for that matter... seems I'm quite at home here...

[white wolf's son]

Yer all a bunch of drunken reprobates!

Me too, for that matter... seems I'm quite at home here...

AllenBG, Behave....You're Chairman of the Multiversal Jury on Saturday for the Stitch up....I mean The Trial of DasnDanger, if we can get TF out from under the rug we'll be ready. Full house tonight anyway, Xiombarg and the team are in for The Deep Thick in concert, Das is out on bail for the night, they're doing their new number Everybody's gone surfin', surfin Melnibone. Das is escorted by two H'Haarshaan so Elric won't have a fit in Brooding Corner. Opening up the Isle of Jura now, hope the ditch is ready!!

[white wolf's son]

Kat, Will you and Sparrowhawk get that Viking Longship out the car park? You got it from a Mage on MelnibonEbay so it's not REAL and the batteries have run down! Baron Meliadus is complaining because he nearly crashed the Ornithopter into it and he's now in a bad mood. More Isle of Jura please, Barkeep and keep 'em coming!!!

P.S. Kat....Kat....YOU are NOT a Viking!!! anymore and you're on trial with the demonic Das!!!

[AllenBG]

AllenBG, Behave....You're Chairman of the Multiversal Jury on Saturday for the Stitch up....I mean The Trial of DasnDanger

That's going to be fun, as I'll be in a tent on the Marlborough downs with no Internet connection... You may have to start without me!!!

[thingfish]

WW,i think you'll only be able to make the fourth charge stick!!
On the Fiddich ay!
Nice.
Slide em over!!

[Sparrowhawk]

We cannot move the ship until we replace the batteries - got any behind the bar TF? And Kat is SO a Viking - just ask Vlad!