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  • Originally posted by thingfish View Post
    I was comparing the fine Jakey tipple of Snakebite to Caustic Soda.
    You're a tough breed up there!
    I can imagine Halloween Night must be great, with a door so treated...
    KNOCK KNOCK.... "Trick or tr...aaaaagghh! My hand's melting!!!"
    Fun for all the family.

    Vodka chilled, diluted with another vodka.

    Des
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    • What an excellent idea Des!!
      Hair of the mutt called for here so i think i'll have a couple of them snakebites please!!
      Lets see,anything new on the jukebox?
      Ah...CLUNK...WHIRR..
      Uncle Sams on Mars-ICU
      Thats better.
      "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

      Hunter S Thompson

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      • My wine is almost up. Is that Karaoke machine still workin?

        Love In Space

        Love in space I dream of you
        Love in space I scream to you
        Love in space I cry for you
        Love in space I fly to you

        Drifting in our capsules of icy mist
        The ship of dreams sails...

        Love in space I dream of you
        Love in space I plead for you
        Love in space I sigh for you
        Love in space I'd die for you

        Drifting in our capsules of icy mist
        The ship of dreams sails...
        Love in space
        Love in space
        Love in space
        Love in space

        Drifting in our capsules of icy mist
        The ship of dreams sails
        On and on...

        You say there's life out there in the galaxy
        Our worlds in collision
        You say that's a fallacy
        It's no use sending rockets into space
        Hoping to meet a superior race

        (Time to realise, you're not the rat race, you're the human race... etc.)

        Most of our problems are here on Earth
        Our planet's still living
        It's our place of birth

        Love in space I dream of you
        Love in space I scream to you
        Love in space I cry for you
        Love in space I fly to you
        Love in space I dream of you
        Love in space I plead for you
        Love in space I sigh for you
        Love in space I'd die for you

        (Time to realise, you're not the rat race, you're the human race... etc.

        ... repeat until fade)

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        • And while we're at it,

          My Lover's Box lyrics

          My lover's charms
          Are in a box
          Beneath my bed
          And piece by piece
          I'll cherish them
          Until the end

          Send me an angel to love
          I need to feel a little piece of heaven
          Send me an angel to love
          I'm afraid I'll never get to heaven

          They burn my hand
          Scar my face
          And blind my eyes
          I'll steal your breath
          And throw away
          What I despise

          Send me an angel to love
          I need to feel a little piece of heaven
          Send me an angel to love
          I'm afraid I'll never get to heaven

          Between these walls
          And darkened halls
          I've done my time
          If I should die
          Before I wake
          Then you'll know why

          Send me an angel to love
          I need to feel a little piece of heaven
          Send me an angel to love
          I'm afraid I'll never get to heaven (Piece by piece)

          Send me an angel to love (Piece by piece)
          I need to feel a little piece of heaven (Piece by piece)
          Send me an angel to love (Piece by piece)
          I'm afraid I'll never get to heaven (Piece by piece)

          Piece by piece
          Piece by piece
          Piece by piece (Send me an angel)
          Piece by piece (Send me an angel)
          Piece by piece (Send me an angel)
          Piece by piece (Send me an angel).



          Garbage

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          • Keep on that Karaoke Pietro im just away to melt into the corner with a triple Laphroig and enjoy the rest of the show!!
            "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

            Hunter S Thompson

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            • I'd like a giant mug of strong black coffee and a couple of paracetamol, please.

              Just tell me straight, when I started dancing on the tables, did i keep Bjorn Borgs on, this time?

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              • You were dancing on the tables in the kind of Jazz offbeat that Bill Bruford would be proud of Pietro!
                Luckily i was on the shorts and they are easier to keep a hold of when one of the locals is off on one!!
                Fresh out of coffee and paracetomol Pietro so maybe you would care to join me in a wee hair of the dog?
                So thats two pints of scrumpy and two double Balvenies then...

                CLICKwhirrCLICK

                The Stranglers-5 minutes
                "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

                Hunter S Thompson

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                • I will be having a Madras please....

                  Would the kind Sir please rewind the spring on the jukebox... Music seems to have stopped.

                  Here... a penny or two to the proprietor in order to make it so.
                  "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." -Robert A. Heinlein

                  "If I accept you as you are, I will make you worse; however, if I treat you as though you are what you are capable of becoming, I will help you become that." -Johann Wolfgang Goethe

                  "Man once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without rudder, is the sport of every wind." -Thomas Jefferson

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                  • If you're having a Madras VA best stay away from the local scrumpy,either that or remember to put the toilet roll in the fridge!!
                    2 cents in here will get you a song-

                    Gertcha-Chas and Dave
                    "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

                    Hunter S Thompson

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                    • Did some bugger mention scrumpy?

                      Gertcha!
                      You see, it's... it's no good, Montag. We've all got to be alike. The only way to be happy is for everyone to be made equal.

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                      "I am an observer of life, a non-participant who takes no sides. I am in the regimented society, but not of it." Moondog, 1964

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                      • Not me Gov,im tee-total!!
                        "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

                        Hunter S Thompson

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                        • I'll stick to the dark ruby ales and porters, if it's all the same... maybe a Hobgoblin -

                          [catches the eye of a strange green-skinned customer with large tusks and a nice line in tree-sized warclubs...]

                          - or perhaps not. A very large glass of Ferkle's Old Irrascible, if you please, bar-being-of-unspecified-gender-and-species. And a place where I can leave the large, rune-covered sword of my Ancestors... no, it's silvery and glows prettily when there's evil minions about... Better leave it in the scabbard then, or this dimly-lit interior will get a whole lot brighter...

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                          • Nice choice in quaffage there Allen but you've got to leave the tool outside,we remember what happened the last time!!
                            Couldnt get any staff for months after that!
                            Mines is a double Lagavulin with a scrumpy chaser stout yeoman.
                            "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

                            Hunter S Thompson

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                            • Originally posted by thingfish View Post
                              Nice choice in quaffage there Allen but you've got to leave the tool outside,we remember what happened the last time!
                              Nowt to do with me, not this time anyway... In the place where I used to drink the old sharpened steel came in handy for keeping order - and prising the troublemakers off the walls. The Barman(iac) used to nail them there so the Watch could find them easier. Now that was a bar where people would literally get hammered!

                              But I take your point - 'scuse pun, it's that time of night - and I'll keep the sword out of sight. Under the table? Ah, no, the Governor's down there already...

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                              • Wot,Gov's under the table again??
                                Must be a new batch of scrumpy on the go.
                                I know what you mean about rowdy pubs Allen but as you can see this is a respectable establishment where we hardly ever mistreat dwarves!!
                                I'll have a pint of Govs new batch please,and no seiving out the tasty lumpy bits!
                                Wheres that jukebox-

                                Bad Manners-Lip up Fatty
                                "I hate to advocate drugs,alcohol,violence or insanity to anyone,but they've always worked for me"

                                Hunter S Thompson

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