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Eternal Champion pick-up lines? (a Humor-thread)

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  • Eternal Champion pick-up lines? (a Humor-thread)

    ...Please don't flame me for this.
    This was ment for a bit of humor.

    For any EC charater and/or assoicates (?) 8O

    I'll post up as soon as there are a few other posts.
    -The Prayer of the Eternal Knight -
    In Service, I give what I have become. I am what I am.
    Eternal, Immortal, Universal, and Infinite.
    And so be it.

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    Jerry: "Oh, go on Mum, Dad won't be back for ages!!" :oops:
    "That which does not kill us, makes us stranger." - Trevor Goodchild

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    • #3
      'What's a nice girl like you doing in a Century like this?'

      (which probably is in a Cornelius book somewhere).

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      • #4
        "Is that a black sword in your scabbard, or are you just glad to see me?"

        LSN

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        • #5
          *Dies laughing at above post.*

          Corum: "My (right) hand seems to like you."

          (Too OoC?)
          -The Prayer of the Eternal Knight -
          In Service, I give what I have become. I am what I am.
          Eternal, Immortal, Universal, and Infinite.
          And so be it.

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          • #6
            Well the old classic, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" takes on significantly more meaning...
            My Facebook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board

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            • #7
              'Would you like to see my weapon of prodigious size?'

              .... I wish
              'You know, I can't keep up with you. If I hadn't met you in person, I quite honestly would NOT believe you really existed. I just COULDN'T. You do so MUCH... if half of what goes into your zines is to be believed, you've read more at the age of 17 than I have at the age of 32 - LOTS more'

              Archie Mercer to Mike (Burroughsania letters page, 1957)

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              • #8
                My (lame) attempts-

                Elric-
                You should see what happened to the last person who pulled that out.

                I usually kill the people I love, but you seem like a really nice woman.

                Karl G-

                Except for my Christ complex, I'm really great in relationships.

                Hawkmoon-

                If you think that runestaff is impressive...

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                • #9
                  'I can promise you a bang and a whimper' - Capt. O. Bastable

                  'How was it for you, darling? I can't remember...' Ms U. Persson

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                  • #10
                    "Energy traders said a tropical storm in the Gulf of Mexico was the leading factor behind Tuesday's rally. Last year, Hurricane Ivan hampered the region's oil production and refining, and brokers are worried that a similar event could reduce supplies once again.

                    Tropical Storm Cindy isn't expected to significantly disrupt supply or do any damage, but general anxiety about the hurricane season is still "causing a little bit of pressure in the market," said oil analyst Carl Larry at Barclays Capital in New York."

                    Source: http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory...energy/3254110
                    What's up?
                    "Jerry Cornelius was based, for instance, on a young man I used to see around Notting Hill where there was also a greengrocer called Cornelius of London."

                    --Michael Moorcock

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                    • #11
                      "You remind me of my sister."

                      'Course, following that line could get your face slapped, drink thrown into same, and other painful consequences.
                      Madness is always the best armor against Reality

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                      • #12
                        "Want my black sword to suck your soul?"

                        Well, we all know who.

                        "My Silver Hand has three different speeds."

                        Corum-Prince of the Silver Hand

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                        • #13
                          Bishop Beesley: "Gimme some sugar, baby!"

                          Miss Brunner: "I could just eat you alive..."
                          "That which does not kill us, makes us stranger." - Trevor Goodchild

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                          • #14
                            "Wanna play with my Vibro-Gun?"
                            Jerry Cornelius-A Cure for Cancer mode

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                            • #15
                              "Me and one of my Aspects would like to know if you'd like to do a three-way?"

                              Another face-slapping line.
                              Madness is always the best armor against Reality

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