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'Reptilian' Attack On Your District Follow These Rules.

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  • Pietro_Mercurios
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    And Here's One I Made Earlier

    David Icke?

    Remember kids,
    just say,
    NO!

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  • Whiskers
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    Behold The Mighty Sleestak! GAH! RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

    They've been here! They have already infiltrated the past. THEY COMMAND TIME TRAVEL! BEHOLD!



    They have manipulated our media for years, but from the future. Or past. I forget. BUT THEY ARE INDEED AMONG US!

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    Your dinner guests have arrived.....

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  • Governor of Rowe Island
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    Whichever way it turns out, holidays or reptiles, I'll get a couple of weeks off work!

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  • feuerfuchs
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    How long until they reach my district? Just curious, will our reptillian overloards allow us to watch McGyver repeats under their oppression?

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  • magiccatradio
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    Use your voles, it is what they are for?

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  • Krimson
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    The part I look forward to is bringing all bodies to orgasm simultaneously...

    Oooh! Reptilian curves...

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  • DeeCrowSeer
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    Perhaps you could put a cocoon on a set of wheels... and power it with baking soda? That doesn't sound very fearsome, so be sure to paint some flames on the foils...

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  • xidrep
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    Should I use a cocoon, or my wheels? I'm uncertain.

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    Guest started a topic 'Reptilian' Attack On Your District Follow These Rules.

    'Reptilian' Attack On Your District Follow These Rules.

    DO NOT PANIC! REPTILIAN ATTACK ON YOUR DISTRICT FOLLOW THESE RULES.BUT DO NOT PANIC.DO NOT LOOK INTO A REPTILIANS EYES THEY WILL PUT YOU IN A TRANCE,THE TRANCE YOU ARE ALL IN NOW,CONTROLLED BY THE MEDIA,CONTROLLED BY THE TELEVISION SET,BUT DO NOT PANIC!,REPTILIAN ATTACK ON YOUR DISTRICT.

    IF YOUR DUMB! YOUR HAPPY,IF YOUR DUMB YOUR MINE!

    WE MUST FIGHT BACK.

    THE QUEEN IS A DEVIL WORSHIPPER WEVE ALL BEEN CONNED!

    THINKING IS A CRIME!

    HELP..........CUP OF TEA..........I THINK I NEED ONE. 8O

    (SORRY BUT YOUR USERNAME CONTAINS ') I AM A REPTILIAN SLAYER.

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