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'Reptilian' Attack On Your District Follow These Rules.

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    'Reptilian' Attack On Your District Follow These Rules.

    DO NOT PANIC! REPTILIAN ATTACK ON YOUR DISTRICT FOLLOW THESE RULES.BUT DO NOT PANIC.DO NOT LOOK INTO A REPTILIANS EYES THEY WILL PUT YOU IN A TRANCE,THE TRANCE YOU ARE ALL IN NOW,CONTROLLED BY THE MEDIA,CONTROLLED BY THE TELEVISION SET,BUT DO NOT PANIC!,REPTILIAN ATTACK ON YOUR DISTRICT.

    IF YOUR DUMB! YOUR HAPPY,IF YOUR DUMB YOUR MINE!

    WE MUST FIGHT BACK.

    THE QUEEN IS A DEVIL WORSHIPPER WEVE ALL BEEN CONNED!

    THINKING IS A CRIME!

    HELP..........CUP OF TEA..........I THINK I NEED ONE. 8O

    (SORRY BUT YOUR USERNAME CONTAINS ') I AM A REPTILIAN SLAYER.

  • xidrep
    Champion of the Balance
    • Nov 2004
    • 1783

    #2
    Should I use a cocoon, or my wheels? I'm uncertain.

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    • DeeCrowSeer
      Eternal Champion
      • Feb 2004
      • 2214

      #3
      Perhaps you could put a cocoon on a set of wheels... and power it with baking soda? That doesn't sound very fearsome, so be sure to paint some flames on the foils...
      "That which does not kill us, makes us stranger." - Trevor Goodchild

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      • Krimson
        Eternal Companion
        • Nov 2004
        • 624

        #4
        The part I look forward to is bringing all bodies to orgasm simultaneously...

        Oooh! Reptilian curves...
        Yuki says, "Krimson used to be known as Kommando, but he rarely uses that name anymore. Sometimes he appears as Krimson Gray as well. Do not be confused, he still loves cats and bagels."

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        • magiccatradio
          Nomad of the Time Streams
          • Dec 2004
          • 33

          #5
          Use your voles, it is what they are for?

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          • feuerfuchs
            Wanderer of the Mittel March
            • Dec 2004
            • 23

            #6
            How long until they reach my district? Just curious, will our reptillian overloards allow us to watch McGyver repeats under their oppression?

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            • Governor of Rowe Island
              Orgone Accumulator
              • Aug 2004
              • 5266

              #7
              Whichever way it turns out, holidays or reptiles, I'll get a couple of weeks off work!
              You see, it's... it's no good, Montag. We've all got to be alike. The only way to be happy is for everyone to be made equal.

              -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-

              Image Hive :-: Wikiverse :-: Media Hive

              :-: Onsite Offerings :-:


              "I am an observer of life, a non-participant who takes no sides. I am in the regimented society, but not of it." Moondog, 1964

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                Anonymous

                #8

                Your dinner guests have arrived.....

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                • Whiskers
                  flying cat
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 1950

                  #9
                  Behold The Mighty Sleestak! GAH! RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

                  They've been here! They have already infiltrated the past. THEY COMMAND TIME TRAVEL! BEHOLD!



                  They have manipulated our media for years, but from the future. Or past. I forget. BUT THEY ARE INDEED AMONG US!
                  The cat spread its wings and flew high into the air, hovering to keep pace with them as they moved cautiously toward the city. Then, as they climbed over the rubble of what had once been a gateway and began to make their way through piles of weed-grown masonry, the cat flew to the squat building with the yellow dome upon its roof. It flew twice around the dome and then came back to settle on Jhary's shoulder. - The King of the Swords

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                  • Pietro_Mercurios
                    Only Slightly Unbalanced
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 5893

                    #10
                    And Here's One I Made Earlier

                    David Icke?

                    Remember kids,
                    just say,
                    NO!

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