OK let's see how this goes...
I've done my share of dating. In fact, I'm so experienced I believe I have achieved the title, Dating Master Level 3. I've done a whole lot of blind dating. There are various ways of blind dating you know. Outside of a friend setting one up, you do it through personal ads in a periodical, or a phone chat line, or through the internet.
Here are some gems that come to mind right now...
Bad blind date #1
I had one where the girl looked ok
in her picture, she was smiling.
When I met her, I saw that
her teeth were totally rotten.
It was not a nice sight!
I realized she was smiling with
a closed mouth in her picture.
Sorry, but I can't date anyone with rotten teeth!
Experienced as I am, I know the best way to have
a blind date is something short and sweet (or merciful,
depending on how it goes).
So you "do the coffee thing."
That way if one doesn't like the other,
the misery will be only a short duration. ;)
--J
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When I was less experienced...
Jer's Bad blind Date #2
A while ago... years ago...
[In a galaxy far far away?]
I had this one blind date
where I went to go see this metal girl.
We knew it was gonna be cool cuz
we like some of the same music and stuff.
So I go to the apartment where she was
and I saw a black girl in the window.
I was expecting to meet a white girl,
so I go there and it turns out that's her.
No biggie, but I could tell that
she was expecting to meet a white guy
Haha. So we both expected we were gonna
meet white folks. Why not eh? Metal = White power eh? haha
I could tell that she didn't really want to continue,
but her mom and her boy friend came home.
They were gonna go out to dinner. I'm pretty open
minded and was game to continue on.
Anyway the girl was in a tight fitting , revealing black dress and
her mom made her go change. She was going to enlist in
the army soon, and her mom told her to change into her "cammies"
as in camoflauge. and so she went into her room and came out
wearing army cammies. haha
So her mom, her boyfriend, me and the girl all went to
this burger joint for dinner.
At one point, the girl went to the bathroom and here's the thing...
her mom was white. So I asked her, "So how long has
{I forgot her name}
been your daughter?"
[me assuming there was an adoption]
She said, "Her whole life."
DOH! I shit you not. This girl was totally black and
her mom was totally white, they DID NOT look related by even an inkling.
no way.
but I guess the dad's genes completely dominated, she must look
like the dad.
I'm pretty sure the mom implied that she gave birth and was the biological mom, and it wasn't an adoption or anything like that.
I felt pretty crappy.
Then soon the mom got up and left with the girl to the bathroom,
and I was sitting with the boyfriend.
Then I said to him something like, "Yeah I think we both expected to meet white people."
Anyway, that was the date. It was a long time ago, so it's impossible
for me to have perfect recollection.
Of course I never talked to her again. I was the open minded one,
she was totally not, pretty shallow. Oh well, I hope she went
on to a wonderful career in the Army!!
K your turn!....
I've done my share of dating. In fact, I'm so experienced I believe I have achieved the title, Dating Master Level 3. I've done a whole lot of blind dating. There are various ways of blind dating you know. Outside of a friend setting one up, you do it through personal ads in a periodical, or a phone chat line, or through the internet.
Here are some gems that come to mind right now...
Bad blind date #1
I had one where the girl looked ok
in her picture, she was smiling.
When I met her, I saw that
her teeth were totally rotten.
It was not a nice sight!
I realized she was smiling with
a closed mouth in her picture.
Sorry, but I can't date anyone with rotten teeth!
Experienced as I am, I know the best way to have
a blind date is something short and sweet (or merciful,
depending on how it goes).
So you "do the coffee thing."
That way if one doesn't like the other,
the misery will be only a short duration. ;)
--J
----------------
When I was less experienced...
Jer's Bad blind Date #2
A while ago... years ago...
[In a galaxy far far away?]
I had this one blind date
where I went to go see this metal girl.
We knew it was gonna be cool cuz
we like some of the same music and stuff.
So I go to the apartment where she was
and I saw a black girl in the window.
I was expecting to meet a white girl,
so I go there and it turns out that's her.
No biggie, but I could tell that
she was expecting to meet a white guy
Haha. So we both expected we were gonna
meet white folks. Why not eh? Metal = White power eh? haha
I could tell that she didn't really want to continue,
but her mom and her boy friend came home.
They were gonna go out to dinner. I'm pretty open
minded and was game to continue on.
Anyway the girl was in a tight fitting , revealing black dress and
her mom made her go change. She was going to enlist in
the army soon, and her mom told her to change into her "cammies"
as in camoflauge. and so she went into her room and came out
wearing army cammies. haha
So her mom, her boyfriend, me and the girl all went to
this burger joint for dinner.
At one point, the girl went to the bathroom and here's the thing...
her mom was white. So I asked her, "So how long has
{I forgot her name}
been your daughter?"
[me assuming there was an adoption]
She said, "Her whole life."
DOH! I shit you not. This girl was totally black and
her mom was totally white, they DID NOT look related by even an inkling.
no way.
but I guess the dad's genes completely dominated, she must look
like the dad.
I'm pretty sure the mom implied that she gave birth and was the biological mom, and it wasn't an adoption or anything like that.
I felt pretty crappy.
Then soon the mom got up and left with the girl to the bathroom,
and I was sitting with the boyfriend.
Then I said to him something like, "Yeah I think we both expected to meet white people."
Anyway, that was the date. It was a long time ago, so it's impossible
for me to have perfect recollection.
Of course I never talked to her again. I was the open minded one,
she was totally not, pretty shallow. Oh well, I hope she went
on to a wonderful career in the Army!!
K your turn!....
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