Reading this fine page I discovered quite by accident on the Net:
Guido the Gimlet of Ghent: A Romance of Chivalry
There is of course that equally fine tale,
Hannah of the Highlands: or, The Laird of Loch Aucherlocherty
Including those marvellous paragraphs:
As they say, if you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have enlisted ...
Guido the Gimlet of Ghent: A Romance of Chivalry
There is of course that equally fine tale,
Hannah of the Highlands: or, The Laird of Loch Aucherlocherty
Including those marvellous paragraphs:

Because of the Coat of Arms emblazoned beneath the miniature. The same heraldic design that had first shaken her to the heart. Sleeping or waking it was ever before her eyes: A lion, proper, quartered in a field of gules, and a dog, improper, three-quarters in a field of buckwheat.
Hannah handed him the sixpence. Oyster McOyster dashed it fiercely on the ground, then picking it up he dashed it with full force against the wall of the cottage. Then, seizing it again he dashed it angrily into the pocket of his kilt.
Hannah handed him the sixpence. Oyster McOyster dashed it fiercely on the ground, then picking it up he dashed it with full force against the wall of the cottage. Then, seizing it again he dashed it angrily into the pocket of his kilt.

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