Has anyone every heard Dickie Davies' eyes by UK punk outfit Half Man Half Buscuit? I couldn't believe my ears... check out these lyrics...
Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
And I'll more than likely kill you.
"Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock"
you fervently moan.
Is this a wok that you sholve down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.
And all those people
Who you, romantically,
Like to still believe are alive,
Are dead!
So I'll wipe my snot
On the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the wall.
Not fans, I'd guess!
Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more,
And I'll more than likely kill you.
"Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock"
you fervently moan.
Is this a wok that you sholve down my throat,
Or are you just pleased to see me?
Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.
And all those people
Who you, romantically,
Like to still believe are alive,
Are dead!
So I'll wipe my snot
On the arm of your chair
As you put another Roger Dean poster
On the wall.
Not fans, I'd guess!
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